This is who I aspire to be
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
my friends are graduating this week
Has anyone else ever seen these pictures of Jerry Seinfeld or am I slowly losing my mind to the infinite void of Bee Movie?
wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.
Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.
Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club